Well you obviously can't snort yer cat.
Link: Things You Can't Do Coked Up
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I put taping bacon to the cat on a list of things I said I was going to do today and people seemed to be skeptical.

Link: Whatever: Clearly You People Thought I Was Kidding
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Since August 2005, We Feel Fine has been harvesting human feelings from a large number of weblogs. Every few minutes, the system searches the world's newly posted blog entries for occurrences of the phrases "I feel" and "I am feeling". When it finds such a phrase, it records the full sentence, up to the period, and identifies the "feeling" expressed in that sentence (e.g. sad, happy, depressed, etc.). Because blogs are structured in largely standard ways, the age, gender, and geographical location of the author can often be extracted and saved along with the sentence, as can the local weather conditions at the time the sentence was written. All of this information is saved.

Link: We Feel Fine
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Yes, i put this on the calendar, but I have to tell the world, my little guy is 4!!! I can't believe time has flown so fast, but wouldn't want it any other way. He's getting huge, learning curve is quickly going spacebound, and he's cuter than ever! But that's my opinion, eh? Anyway, happy b-day to the apple of my eye, the fruit of my loins, and the wiper of my booty when i get old & decrepit!

Fascinating stuff. It's all I've been reading lately. Oh what a wookie.
Link: UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR!
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Google explains their recent controversial decision..
Link: Official Google Blog: Google in China
Related: They recently pulled the "We don't censor" statement.

Steve Martin posted his first entry to his new blog today. He's come a long way since being born a poor black boy.
Link: The Blog | Steve Martin: Leap Second Lovers are Traitors Says Bill O%u2019Reilly | The Huffington Post
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Interesting..  I'm using this extension now to make this post. Read more..

MySpace seems to me to be a place for the few advanced AOL users who just couldn't get the hang of GeoCities, because they'd never heard of Blogger. Or maybe it's just me. Maybe it's just a very convenient way to do some great, interactive things without mucking about with learning teh intranets.
Ha, nonetheless..
Link: The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!

Lazy. Pick a day, any day.
Link: muttwatch ~ a webcam play about napping
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Watch del.icio.us live. (clicking .oO will open in a new window)
Link: LiveMarks
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A personal project by a guy name David Gauntlett for the sole purpose of getting better at drawing. Sparing any judgement on the quallity of the actual drawings- it is pretty cool to have a completely drawn website, and I do respect the discipline and passion for his craft.
Link: A drawing a day project (David Gauntlett)

Tales of a hot sauce addict

Link: The Smoking Tongue
For fans of the burn

That website is echoing through cyberspace

Link: 365 tomorrows
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Link: Slackdaddy | A royal fustercluck

This is like a dream within a dream...like watching a video taken of yourself taking a video...

Sorry if this is lame...

As mentioned before, today is Blog Day - Here's my five:
ramblings
curiouser
intar-web master
jwz
chrisdiclerico

I'm sure by now most everyone's seen this (the perv busted on the train), but here's another beautiful example of someone doing something stupid, and thanks to technology, probably seriously wishing they hadn't...
Link: LongIslandPress.com :: View topic - Long Island Trash....
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The official Family Guy Blog
Link: Family Guy
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This picture has always made me laugh, but I was just reading a comment thread on another site and saw this, which truly cracked me up. I did a little searching and found out a whole lot more than I expected to.*
As it turns out, the rabbit's name was Oolong, and he was a very special bunny. Sadly, he died in January of 2003.
Link: s y b e r p u n k . c o m - Oolong - The pancake rabbit.
Link: (original site)

*less than an hour later, I happened across this, entirely coincidentally. Weird.